Mushrooms here mushrooms there, why must they be everywhere?
Mushrooms on a pizza, mushrooms in a salad, why stick it anywhere?
One taste was enough and now I feel the mushroom ick
I don’t eat it so don’t make me and if you add it, I take it away
Mushroom is not the only food I don’t like but that is the worst
If I see mushroom on the menu, it makes me ick
Give any food I like and put mushroom, it will make me sick
Nothing will make me eat them, even if the world ended
Don’t feel offended, mushrooms just makes me ick