Q: How do astronomers organize a party?
A: They planet.

What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.

Q: How do trees access the internet?
A: They log in.

What do cars eat on their toast? Traffic jam.

Q: Why did the school kids eat their homework?
A: Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.

Q: Which two letters in the alphabet are always jealous?
A: NV.

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