Q: How do astronomers organize a party?
A: They planet.
What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
Q: How do trees access the internet?
A: They log in.
What do cars eat on their toast? Traffic jam.
Q: Why did the school kids eat their homework?
A: Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.
Q: Which two letters in the alphabet are always jealous?
A: NV.
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