Weekly Writing Challenge:Time for poetry

I’ve written poetry a few times but they are  something I rather keep for myself. And they’re not that good. I like rhyming poetry.
Here’s something that I just made up.

If I don’t do the dishes, they make me sleep with the fishes

If I clean, I might get a spleen

Doing the laundry makes my face tawny

Clean the bathroom if you wanna and don’t forget the sauna

Chores is a must but sometimes you just don’t feel the lust

What to do, is up to you

Do it or not but don’t complain if everything’s dirty

You just have to beg for mercy