I’ve written poetry a few times but they are something I rather keep for myself. And they’re not that good. I like rhyming poetry.
Here’s something that I just made up.
If I don’t do the dishes, they make me sleep with the fishes
If I clean, I might get a spleen
Doing the laundry makes my face tawny
Clean the bathroom if you wanna and don’t forget the sauna
Chores is a must but sometimes you just don’t feel the lust
What to do, is up to you
Do it or not but don’t complain if everything’s dirty
You just have to beg for mercy